Friday, January 30, 2009

Wireless Networking Through the Bathroom – Even Google Has a Sense of Humor

In these grave economic times, it’s great to see even large companies with the ability to laugh in the face of layouts, downsizings, and economic rout. Google once again leads the way wit their new wireless networking solution called TiSP which utilizes the fiber optic cable in the sewer system (who knew it was there?).

My favorite part is the installation page from which I’ve drawn the key steps below:

#1 --Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 --Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 ---Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 --When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 --Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 --Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 ---Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 --Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

It’s a great spook on today’s technology product offering complete with FAQ, price lining, and limited support by calling it a “beta”. As the website says, “It’s in beta because when things go wrong, they really go wrong.”


Best regards,
Hall T.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pгetty! Thiѕ was a гeallу wonderful
articlе. Many thankѕ for supplying thеѕе details.


My page planetside 2 hacks

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greate pieces. Keep posting such kind of information on your site.
Im really impressed by it.
Hi there, You've done a fantastic job. I will definitely digg it and individually recommend to my friends. I am sure they'll be benefited
from this site.

Also visit my web page; http://wiki.unhnu.com/

Wednesday, February 27, 2013 8:48:00 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

ninest123 10.14
burberry handbags, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors outlet online, replica watches, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton, uggs outlet, longchamp outlet, longchamp outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet online, michael kors outlet, uggs on sale, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses wholesale, christian louboutin outlet, longchamp outlet, ugg boots, gucci handbags, uggs outlet, christian louboutin shoes, tory burch outlet, michael kors outlet online, prada handbags, tiffany and co, replica watches, louis vuitton outlet, burberry outlet, ray ban sunglasses, chanel handbags, louis vuitton outlet, louis vuitton outlet, nike air max, nike air max, oakley sunglasses, ugg boots, nike outlet, jordan shoes, oakley sunglasses, prada outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, louis vuitton, christian louboutin, tiffany jewelry, oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin uk, michael kors outlet store, ray ban sunglasses, polo outlet

Tuesday, October 13, 2015 8:11:00 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

nike free run, coach outlet, burberry pas cher, new balance, polo lacoste, ray ban uk, louboutin pas cher, timberland pas cher, vans pas cher, coach outlet store online, converse pas cher, north face uk, north face, michael kors, jordan pas cher, hogan outlet, true religion jeans, nike blazer pas cher, nike air force, nike air max uk, sac vanessa bruno, air max, nike roshe, coach purses, oakley pas cher, nike tn, true religion outlet, ray ban pas cher, abercrombie and fitch uk, hollister pas cher, sac longchamp pas cher, ralph lauren uk, michael kors pas cher, longchamp pas cher, nike roshe run uk, lululemon canada, nike free uk, michael kors outlet, coach outlet, true religion outlet, guess pas cher, nike air max uk, mulberry uk, nike air max, polo ralph lauren, kate spade, true religion outlet, sac hermes, hollister uk, michael kors

Tuesday, October 13, 2015 8:16:00 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

p90x workout, ralph lauren, vans outlet, mont blanc pens, herve leger, soccer jerseys, hermes belt, north face outlet, babyliss, celine handbags, timberland boots, iphone 6 cases, nike air max, gucci, instyler, mac cosmetics, bottega veneta, mcm handbags, baseball bats, abercrombie and fitch, hollister, chi flat iron, louboutin, asics running shoes, wedding dresses, longchamp uk, vans, ghd hair, nike trainers uk, beats by dre, nfl jerseys, giuseppe zanotti outlet, lululemon, converse outlet, converse, nike air max, oakley, new balance shoes, ray ban, hollister, hollister clothing, nike roshe run, insanity workout, ferragamo shoes, valentino shoes, nike huaraches, north face outlet, reebok outlet, soccer shoes, jimmy choo outlet, nike free, kate spade outlet

Tuesday, October 13, 2015 8:21:00 PM  
Blogger ninest123 Ninest said...

canada goose, thomas sabo, canada goose jackets, canada goose, louis vuitton, swarovski crystal, montre pas cher, louis vuitton, toms shoes, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, marc jacobs, wedding dresses, lancel, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, hollister, pandora jewelry, michael kors outlet, canada goose, canada goose outlet, louis vuitton, supra shoes, doudoune moncler, pandora charms, moncler outlet, juicy couture outlet, moncler, moncler, canada goose uk, moncler outlet, louis vuitton, replica watches, links of london, doke gabbana, canada goose outlet, ugg pas cher, michael kors handbags, louis vuitton, moncler, michael kors outlet online, swarovski, barbour uk, juicy couture outlet, pandora uk, ugg, karen millen uk, ugg uk, pandora jewelry, coach outlet, moncler, moncler uk, canada goose outlet, barbour
ninest123 10.14

Tuesday, October 13, 2015 8:25:00 PM  
Blogger 柯云 said...

2015-11-24 keyun
ghd
toms outlet
coach outlet
nike uk
hermes uk
true religion outlet
coach factory outlet
uggs outlet
cheap toms
adidas shoes uk
canada goose jacket
coach factory outlet
north face jackets
canada gooses outlet
louis vuitton
michael kors
jordan shoes
north face jackets
nike uk
ray ban
ray ban sunglasses
longchamp outlet
christian louboutin uk
burberry outlet
louboutin
ugg boots
canada gooses jackets
adidas originals
louis vuitton bags
nike shoes
jordan pas cher
michael kors outlet
tommy hilfiger outlet
kate spade
kate spade uk
nike air max
polo ralph lauren
jordan 4 toro
louis vuitton
moncler jackets
kate spade handbags

Monday, November 23, 2015 7:39:00 PM  
Blogger Minko Chen said...

kobe 9
nhl jerseys
nike air max
air max 90
mcm backpack
ugg outlet online
hermes belt for sale
ugg outlet store
ralph lauren outlet
louis vuitton outlet store
ralph lauren uk
juicy couture tracksuit
coach outlet
lacoste shirts
abercrombie and fitch
snow boots
true religion jeans
longchamp handbags
hermes outlet store

Monday, November 30, 2015 1:57:00 AM  
Blogger 柯云 said...

2015-12-07keyun
p90x
louis vuitton purses
ed hardy outlet
louis vuitton outlet stores
uggs for women
louis vuitton purses
sunglasses oakley
uggs boots for women
ugg boots outlet
abercrombie and fitch
oakley sunglasses
ugg slippers
michael kors outlet
retro 11
ralph lauren
ugg boots
ray ban outlet
michael kors handbags
fit flops
fake oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton
jordan concords
burberry sale
coach outlet
tory burch outlet
the north face jackets
michaek kors
michael kors handbags
giuseppe zanotti outlet
cheap jordans
cheap oakley sunglasses
christian louboutin outlet
michael kors handbags
abercrombie & fitch
ugg outlet
canada goose
jordan retro 11
christian louboutin shoes
hollister kids
oakley sunglasses wholesale

Monday, December 07, 2015 3:28:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home